Boobs, beer, sports, food, what else does a man need?

Celebrate America with Samurai Lincoln, dead Regan, and a president with a vice.

These awards will have any guy wishing he was on the judging panel.

Wouldn’t 60’s television be a lot better with LOST?

Ask any guy… the best kind of bra is the hand bra.

Even a heterosexual male can appreciate a naked fight scene… especially it boobs are involved.

Sex sells, fact. But sex with Hitler, rape, and canine oral sex may not sell that well. In some cases that was the intended effect, in others you just say WTF were they thinking?

So far John Mayer has unleashed at least 16 quotable nuggets that proclaim to the world that he is in fact a douchebag, even if he can play guitar and might even be funny sometimes.

The next time you end up in jail, remember: that phone call isn’t as free as you think.

These yearbook pictures help remind us we can be stars with plastic surgery and dreams.

How can you tell if a girl with tattoos is emo, punk, rock, or just really into Twilight? If she is hot and close to naked, then she is likely a Suicide Girl.

If you don’t read what this list is, you might think it is a top 10 best movies, not top 10 that actually sucked. Family Guy is cited as a source, so take with a grain of salt.

Worst parent, or coolest mom ever?

When you have fortune cookies, you don’t need a real fortune teller.

People love to hate on Tom Cruise but his comedy cameos in Tropic Thunder and Austin Powers are classic. Also Will Ferrell kills his role in Wedding Crashers. “Ma, the Meatloaf!”

Nothing is more frustrating than watching a beautiful naked lady, and a cockatiel blocks your viewing.

What could be better than telling your friends to enjoy some Golden Gaytime bars with you?

Contrary to popular belief, not everything on TV is true. And in that vein, not every product on TV makes your life better.

While a hard core Star Wars fan might say nobody flies better than Han Solo, he certainly can’t compare to every pilot out there.

It is a bit tricky when looking at a futuristic car that was designed in the past and was supposed to have been made by now. So you are looking back at the future of the past in present day. Right?