Soon to be airing non-stop on NBC!

You may not have talking applications on your computer but your average night avoiding homework is probably the same.

Boobs, beer, sports, food, what else does a man need?

Celebrate America with Samurai Lincoln, dead Regan, and a president with a vice.

Remember when The Jetsons met The Flinstones? This is a hell of a lot better.

One guy discovers that Jesus is everywhere and also a little bit of a stalker.

Ever wonder where the Oompa Loompas came from?

At first glance that guy or gal you saw on the dating site might have sounded perfect. I suggest you check what they wrote against the personal ad dictionary to see who they really are.

Remember kids, don’t slap a cop, or they might do it back.

You would figure the Beatles would still be well known in 3000. You figured wrong.

Some random kid as John Cena as The Marine- on your computer screen this mouse click.

Always make sure the two girls on the other line are in fact two girls.

When it comes to laziness, Americans always go the extra mile. Go USA!

Now we finally understand where all the cheerleaders get their pep!

Bobby Bottleservice and Peter Papparazzo embark on another adventure of solving crimes and being good at girls.

Before you do something incredibly stupid, for the sake of the future generations, wear a cup.

It must be really bad when a Vulcan shows emotion.

Worst parent, or coolest mom ever?

When you have fortune cookies, you don’t need a real fortune teller.

People love to hate on Tom Cruise but his comedy cameos in Tropic Thunder and Austin Powers are classic. Also Will Ferrell kills his role in Wedding Crashers. “Ma, the Meatloaf!”