The best shoes I have ever seen that weren’t Air Jordans were not from this decade, but were seen in Back to the Future II in 1989. According the movie though, Marty McFly’s sneakers won’t be released until 2015.

Rock music always gets us pumped, especially the new stuff, and they have awesome logos too.

Match perfect pairs of these perfect pairs.

These photos disprove any rumors about Lady GaGa having a penis. She has a pink star instead… If you know what I mean.

That’s right, the entire plot of the movie Aliens…retold as a rap.

Even Batman and Robin can’t deny it.

Follow these simple steps and before you know it you’ll be picking your neighbor’s safe. Not that we suggest that or anything.

Without low budgets and low expectations, we wouldn’t be given gems like Clerks… and crap like Blair Witch.

Wouldn’t you want to eat fried chicken from a building that looks like a chicken?

Many people have hopped on the Kevin Smith bandwagon lately, but how many remember this little nugget?

If only highschool gym class was a little more like this, we wouldn’t have dropped out to live with Grandma.

These pictures are sure to give you a mind job.

There is yet another version of Tetris, but it is worth playing.

Being a nearly 8-ft tall scary-looking boxer covered in hair does not mean you are actually scary.

Be prepared to eTrip on some eShrooms while listening to some ePhish at eBurning Man.

Flash mobbing, that is.

Relationships can’t be as difficult as eating a 120 oz steak or have as big an impact on your blood pressure.

Just in case you weren’t sure how your night’s gonna end up.

If you wanna get laid, you better take your girl to one of these hotels this Valentine’s Day.

Tired of the same old gifts? Get her something special like candy nipple tassels.