My favorite part is the double time thrusting!

Make sure not to find the end of this rainbow.

Remember kids, don’t slap a cop, or they might do it back.

These girls know how to wield multiple weapons.

This Facebook fail reaches deep into the bowels of the human psyche.

Some random kid as John Cena as The Marine- on your computer screen this mouse click.

This youngster stole the wine, threw it in the bush, but he ain’t touch no clerk. Now take him to jail, not juvenile hall, take him to jail.

GO GREEN! HOLD YOUR FARTS!

Bobby Bottleservice and Peter Papparazzo embark on another adventure of solving crimes and being good at girls.

So far John Mayer has unleashed at least 16 quotable nuggets that proclaim to the world that he is in fact a douchebag, even if he can play guitar and might even be funny sometimes.

They say “white men can’t jump”, but I figured they could at least do a proper free throw.

Before you do something incredibly stupid, for the sake of the future generations, wear a cup.

The next time you end up in jail, remember: that phone call isn’t as free as you think.

Mistakes can happen, sometimes you mistake a guys penis for a gun and sometimes you shoot yourself in the leg in front of kids.

Worst parent, or coolest mom ever?

Beware of old men on buses… they might kick the shit out of you.

People don’t believe me when I say that news is getting less and less reliable.

Why a woman would throw away her life for a few thousand dollars is beyond me.

Who doesn’t love watching a virtual catfight on a Facebook wall? My favorite is sexy time talk that was meant to be private. oops delete delete.

There is some rule about not wearing white pants after labor day. There should also be a rule saying not to if you are a reporter about to crap your pants during an interview.