Olympic snowboarder Scotty Lago did what every American snowboarder (not including Shaun White and the others) would do after winning his bronze medal; let a girl go down on it.

Ever done something stupid in a costume? These people have.

Everyone loves bloopers, but when they’re dirty it’s sooo much better.

Look at how sexy this attention whore is.

What you do is you put it in your mouth and move your teeth up and down. Then tilt your head back and let the meat slide down your throat hole.

Gotta say that construction workers aren’t the smartest of planners…

Can a baby get pregnant? how would that work exactly?

In Soviet Russia, tattoo screws up YOU!

Remember guys, don’t hit your girl… or she’ll come back with her buddy and knock you out.

Douchebag #1 and #2 are not really fast and a little too furious.

The girl’s scream is enough to scare anybody senseless, but she also used a doll and a hair clip to add some maturity and class.

Wanna see a jackass shock himself in the balls three times?

Kinda like the steak 72 oz challenge, except you need to be in a dysfunctional relationship first.

If you want to stay single for next year’s Single’s Awareness Day, one way to do it is to trap a women in a phone booth against her will after hot boxing her with a warm beer fart. Also known as a Colin Farrell Dutch Oven,

If you have any of these items, this is why you’re still alone.

When you’re watching romantic comedies and wonder “How would they be together?”, you’re not the only one.

Jersey Shore Valentine’s Day cards? I’ll take 20 of each.

These girls want to thank you right for that excellent Valentine’s Gift so they decided to practice.

Leave it to Mariah Carey to relate starving children with her own personal weight desires.

Whenever you see people like this, you have to wonder: Why didn’t their dad just pull out?