These awards will have any guy wishing he was on the judging panel.

The topic of Men’s attention span is not complicated and flows one way. That makes perfect sense.

These yearbook pictures help remind us we can be stars with plastic surgery and dreams.

If you don’t read what this list is, you might think it is a top 10 best movies, not top 10 that actually sucked. Family Guy is cited as a source, so take with a grain of salt.

Worst parent, or coolest mom ever?

When you have fortune cookies, you don’t need a real fortune teller.

Guys have needs and feelings too. If only girls could understand that, we would finally have world peace.

Let’s face it: sex sells. Of course, some sex sells better than others…

The best shoes I have ever seen that weren’t Air Jordans were not from this decade, but were seen in Back to the Future II in 1989. According the movie though, Marty McFly’s sneakers won’t be released until 2015.

This article is about actual people staying at your home, not that there are 7 horrific variations of a Sinbad and Phil Hartman movie. One of those was bad enough.

If you think the Conan O’Brien / Jay Leno Tonight Show debacle was bad, then what do you think about a multi-million dollar animated show about Siegfried and Roy?

Ever done something stupid in a costume? These people have.

There’s nothing better than a graph showing your chances of getting laid.

CSI has the caused the whole legal system to nearly grind to halt. Just about everyone now thinks that if they hire a high-powered attorney they will find DNA evidence that says they weren’t speeding.

Going to the strip club on Valentine’s Day with flowers does not make “Cristall” your girlfriend. Since you are a connoisseur of exotic dancers, why not light candles, watch Jessica Alba & Natalie Portman dole out lap dances, and enjoy the other holiday.

When you’re watching romantic comedies and wonder “How would they be together?”, you’re not the only one.

These couples didn’t fit in Hollywood, did the sales match the compatibility?

Never give these presents if you still want to be with that one person a week after Valentine’s Day.

Tell that special someone what you really think about them.

Some suggestions for those of us who aren’t so lucky this Valentine’s day.