Jersey Shore Valentine’s Day cards? I’ll take 20 of each.

If you want to drive that special person away, get these cliché gifts.

Tired of the same old gifts? Get her something special like candy nipple tassels.

Worried about your Valentine’s date? These rules will help you make the cut.

Why women put so much stock in a mass marketed holiday, I will never know.

Beauty fades, wisdom dries up, but some people are to badass to let old age bring them down

Infamous stupidity from the stupidly famous.

Dicks as in people, not the body part, is what I mean.

Google genius at work.

These people need a full refund.

Evidently bad girls don’t realize there is a J in the alphabet.

Try these on your ACT.

There are two different kind of ninjas; those that kick ass, and the 13-year olds that run around with black tights, a bag over their head and nunchucks. But both are hilarious.

Do you need a mech or a person to stand in line for you? Here’s where you can get them.

Looking to transfer? Here are the top 50 colleges in the land to check out if you’re stuck in the bag of uglies.

When you have math like this, who needs college?

21 of the funniest warning signs across the world.

Leonardo da Vinci, artist, inventor, scientist…super villain?

These Olympians are every sports fan’s cold, wet dream come true.

A tribute to history’s most badass warriors ever, and their even more badass final battles.