Do you need a costume for your member?

This man has food porn down to a science.

Ask any guy… the best kind of bra is the hand bra.

This Facebook fail reaches deep into the bowels of the human psyche.

Now we finally understand where all the cheerleaders get their pep!

It was only a matter of time before our favorite play at home game, Strip Poker, was taken to the next level and a professional league formed.

Match perfect pairs of these perfect pairs.

A fist? A quick lick? 5 carrots? Different pron stars can shed some light.

If only highschool gym class was a little more like this, we wouldn’t have dropped out to live with Grandma.

Sad holiday fellas? Want cheered up? How about staring at a hot woman’s face and then guessing what her crotch looks like?  It is just like what you do at the bar, but you actually get to see the girl naked without a ladder or a telescope.

Oh, she love you so much. She wants to give you something special for Valentine’s Day.

Finally, a legit reason to convince your girlfriend to consume your man goo.

Luna has a big booty, Luna barely any clothes on (for awhile), Luna has Leg Magic, Luna gets naked and works out.  Don’t think I missed any of the plot.

Girl on girl kissing gets boring over the years…NOT.  Movies in the last twenty years have proven to make the lesbian kiss uber steamy.

Kendra Wilkinson’s boyfriend Hank Baskett and his Colts lost the Super Bowl. Kendra then probably got naked at some point to pout, right? Either way, she’s frequently naked for Playboy, so enjoy these and imagine it was after the game.

Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend Reggie Bush and his Saints won the Super Bowl.  Kim then probably got naked at some point to celebrate, right?  Either way, she was naked in Playboy a few years ago, so enjoy that and imagine it was after the game.

I bet this fellow is awfully popular in prison…

Hot… wet… boobs…

Give it some breast attention.

Geeks, nerds, and fanboys unite.  If you need some fresh material for your private time or any additional reasons to get unmotivated, check out these naked body-painted hotties.