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Archive for the Old as Dirt

Feb

28

Creed Shreds

via YoutubeCreed Shreds

Creed Live! This is what being in a band is all about.

Feb

23

Sam Jackson Beer

via Comedy CentralSam Jackson Beer

I wish more than anything that Dave Chappelle wouldn’t have needed to take a break and Chappelle’s Show would be on like season 8 or so right now. Sam Jackson beer is right up there with Charlie Murphy’s stories in my book.

Feb

2

Yes, People Still Impersonate The Joker

via KoldCast.tvYes, People Still Impersonate The Joker

The Dark Knight hype has died down, but people are still infatuated with the infamous Joker.

Jan

23

Some People Never Change

via Smile PanicSome People Never Change

After 40 some years, this guy still hasn’t lost his baby fat.

Jan

20

Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out Just Got More Awesome

via The FwooshMike Tyson’s Punch-Out Just Got More Awesome

Forget your boring old G.I. Joes, time to bust out the Mike Tyson Punch-Out action figures!

Jan

17

The Joy Of Inspector Gadget

via NeatoramaThe Joy Of Inspector Gadget

Dr. Claw’s face? a street perfomer playing the theme song? You bet your go-go-gadget ass.

Jan

3

Who Knew An Animated Gecko Could Be Hilarious

via You TubeWho Knew An Animated Gecko Could Be Hilarious

Move over Geiko, there’s a new gecko in town, who loves seahorses.

Dec

26

Is it Always Illegal to Kill a Woman?

via OddeeIs it Always Illegal to Kill a Woman?

Anytime someone asks if society has in fact progressed over the past 50 years, say yes and point to these old-school ads.

Dec

20

Old Guy Talks About Condoms

via Holy LemonOld Guy Talks About Condoms

What’s worse than an old guy talking about condoms? An old guy talking about reusing condoms.

Dec

10

Celebrity Meltdowns

via McLOLCelebrity Meltdowns

Proof that the lime light can drive you to insanity.

Dec

8

McCain Prophecy: Obama is The One

via The Living Room CandidateMcCain Prophecy: Obama is The One

Wise man John McCain shares his infinite wisdom forcasted Barack Obama’s biblical rise to becoming “The One”.

Dec

7

Vintage Video Game Ads

via UnrealityVintage Video Game Ads

Old school video games never seem to lose their flavor.

Dec

4

Barber, Give Me the Abe Lincoln

via Family Adventure on the Oregon TrailBarber, Give Me the Abe Lincoln

Because I know I’m curious about the myriad hairstyles of Abraham Lincoln.

Nov

30

Dirty Old Guys Caught

via ManofestDirty Old Guys Caught

Hmm… do I categorize this as “that guy” or “douchebags” or just “old as dirt?” These guys know what they’re doing, but are acting incoherent and grandfatherly to get away with it.

Nov

25

8 Insane Old-School Arcade Games

via Topless Robot8 Insane Old-School Arcade Games

This list definitely lives up to its name with a game like Snacks n’ Jackson in it.

Nov

23

Most Popular Christmas Toys Since 1960

via PermutoMost Popular Christmas Toys Since 1960

We are in the holiday spirit today- here is a list of the most popular X-mas toys of the past 50 years. It’s amazing that in the 90’s kids went from Barney the Dinosaur to Mortal Kombat and then to Power Rangers, and parents willingly went along with their kids’ wishes.

Nov

17

15 Old School Alcohol Ads

via Cognac15 Old School Alcohol Ads

Take a look at these ads from yesteryear when drinking was considered a gentleman’s pastime, darnit.

Nov

10

10 Toys that Made You Gay

via Liquid Generation10 Toys that Made You Gay

If you have been having unnatural thoughts about your friends and new sensations that you can’t explain, you can point to these toys that you had as a kid as the culprit.

Nov

9

14 WTF Classified Ads

via Frosting Blog14 WTF Classified Ads

If you are in the market for used caskets, grave stones, human skulls, or dentures, then this list may help you save some money over buying those things brand new.

Nov

5

Baby Wee-Wee Toy Now with Uncut Penis

via Fail BlogBaby Wee-Wee Toy Now with Uncut Penis

Your toy stinks if the standout feature is that it has an uncircumcised penis that squirts out fake pee. This commercial is begging for an appearance from Pedobear.