Creed Live! This is what being in a band is all about.

My favorite part is the double time thrusting!

Do you need a costume for your member?

How much will this cost in bodywork?

There are some pornos out there that one should never suffer the fate of seeing…

You would figure the Beatles would still be well known in 3000. You figured wrong.

These girls know how to wield multiple weapons.

This Facebook fail reaches deep into the bowels of the human psyche.

When it comes to laziness, Americans always go the extra mile. Go USA!

GO GREEN! HOLD YOUR FARTS!

Sex sells, fact. But sex with Hitler, rape, and canine oral sex may not sell that well. In some cases that was the intended effect, in others you just say WTF were they thinking?

Any band that has the Cookie Monster as a lead singer has my undying devotion to brainlessly buy all of their CDs.

Finally, all the 12 year old girls can practice docking with their fantasy vampires in private!

Mistakes can happen, sometimes you mistake a guys penis for a gun and sometimes you shoot yourself in the leg in front of kids.

Good news for the two men on earth who would bang Lady Gaga… she doesn’t have a penis!

Well folks, Fransis is pissed. Nothing is going the way he wanted and on top of that he is fat. Fail.

Why a woman would throw away her life for a few thousand dollars is beyond me.

What could be better than telling your friends to enjoy some Golden Gaytime bars with you?

Who knew flies could be so much fun! Seriously though, this is messed up.

Contrary to popular belief, not everything on TV is true. And in that vein, not every product on TV makes your life better.