Guys beware of taking this one to bed. This bikini girl demonstrates that her thighs can squash a watermelon, do you dare she what she can do to nuts?

This wife can tell you how happy or sad a movie is.

Ever done something stupid in a costume? These people have.

The master of senses, Dare Devil, feels a tingle growing in his nether-regions.

Gotta say that construction workers aren’t the smartest of planners…

Can a baby get pregnant? how would that work exactly?

May the man in the port-a-potty taking a massive dump, rest in peace.

Move over, Pedobear. You’ve got some competition!

If you’re a Fortune 500 company and you’re planning to make a commercial that’s completely racist, there’s really no point in being subtle.

This guy gives true meaning to being called a dick. He is an ass. He also likes ice cream.

If you’re gonna have a pirate mascot, why not design your jersey to look just like period pirate garb?

I wonder how many folks have seen this picture and finished the old saying…

Watch your ass! A serial bum sniffer is on the lose, so make sure to cover your bunghole around spectacled men.

I thought Photoshop was used to make someone look better, not worse.

Be prepared to eTrip on some eShrooms while listening to some ePhish at eBurning Man.

Time to put on your Sunday best kids, we’re going to Walmart!

Mothers beware: one of your twins might in fact be evil, so pick your favorites now!

Whenever you see something like an ad for a pet cockroach, you wonder how area people in your city must be…

If you told your insurance company that your baby burned down the house with his eyes, you’d probably be slapped.

Sometimes you find out your chances aren’t that bad after all. This is one of those instances.