Make sure not to find the end of this rainbow.

Remember kids, don’t slap a cop, or they might do it back.

You would figure the Beatles would still be well known in 3000. You figured wrong.

These girls know how to wield multiple weapons.

The topic of Men’s attention span is not complicated and flows one way. That makes perfect sense.

This Facebook fail reaches deep into the bowels of the human psyche.

Some random kid as John Cena as The Marine- on your computer screen this mouse click.

Here’s a cool trick with folding or something. I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention.

Always make sure the two girls on the other line are in fact two girls.

This youngster stole the wine, threw it in the bush, but he ain’t touch no clerk. Now take him to jail, not juvenile hall, take him to jail.

When it comes to laziness, Americans always go the extra mile. Go USA!

Now we finally understand where all the cheerleaders get their pep!

Combining hot women with football may be the next great world religion. Watch it, Hinduism!

Even a heterosexual male can appreciate a naked fight scene… especially it boobs are involved.

GO GREEN! HOLD YOUR FARTS!

Sex sells, fact. But sex with Hitler, rape, and canine oral sex may not sell that well. In some cases that was the intended effect, in others you just say WTF were they thinking?

Bobby Bottleservice and Peter Papparazzo embark on another adventure of solving crimes and being good at girls.

So far John Mayer has unleashed at least 16 quotable nuggets that proclaim to the world that he is in fact a douchebag, even if he can play guitar and might even be funny sometimes.

Bacon and boobies… could a guy’s life get any better?

They say “white men can’t jump”, but I figured they could at least do a proper free throw.