Finally, health awareness ads that aren’t creepy or heavy-handed guilt lectures.

This lady is all over the board in her speech. She throws around big words about sex like “AIDS” to scare the kids but then alludes to some self-touching (sliding down the rail maybe?). The best part is this woman claims to be a virgin and then qualifies it with a “technically”. I can’t help but to think she keeps pets and peanut butter around the house.