Sometimes you just can’t help but give that itch a scratch.

Firstly, anyone doing sit ups and filming it deserves to have a monitor dropped on their head. Secondly, this cat doesn’t even turn his head to see the destruction that he created. They are both jerks.

Animals always seem to wear their emotions on their sleeves. These animals just seem super unhappy to be wearing casts.

The deadpan dramatic expressions found on daytime television may be one-upped by the animal kingdom. I know I would rather watch a dog stare at a cupcake than watch Susan Lucci gaze over a lover scorned.

The Prairie Dog is not only intelligent, it’s also deadly.

Game over. And you thought the housing market couldn’t get any worse.

Well duh! Dying men always ask for dancing animals! I know I will.

This cat is so tired that it does a full-force faceplant right on top of the lamp.

Next time someone finds porn on your computer, just blame it on the dog.

Everyone needs a shoulder to cry on sometimes. Even if it does have semen on it.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hunt animals that are way too damn big.

Flying frogs? A bug that looks exactly like a leaf? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

This is what it would look like if animals acted like the human animal paparazzi. The outcome seems to be the same; a bunch of pictures of fur, nuts, and bushes.