Even Batman and Robin can’t deny it.

Batman’s just doing what we’ve been wanting to do our whole lives.

You’d think that in The Mushroom Kingdom’s listings for drugs would be huge, but their Missed Connections page gives it a 1up.

I knew that fat man mixing my drinks yesterday looked familiar…

The boy wonder wasn’t just a cute lad in green undies that hung with the Dark Knight. He was also the master of dropping sacrilegious observations. Holy gay sidekick Batman!

They may save you from crazy freakshow villains, but you’d never want to be friends with these assholes.

Although he isn’t as good at fighting crime, he does fit the name a little better.

It only makes sense that whenever two separate geek worlds collide that the worst in people comes out. I almost expect Chewbacca to assault people but am really taken aback by Batman’s non-superheroic actions.