Combining hot women with football may be the next great world religion. Watch it, Hinduism!

These yearbook pictures help remind us we can be stars with plastic surgery and dreams.

Leave it to Mariah Carey to relate starving children with her own personal weight desires.

Infamous stupidity from the stupidly famous.

Tina Fey might not be your traditional sex symbol, but honestly who doesn’t want to do her?

How could you possibly make Brittany Spears even uglier? Make her into a Na’vi, of course!

Celebrity status doesn’t come with good taste and classic tattoos to match.

Sometimes people get plastic surgery to better their appearance. But so many times you just wonder what exactly they were thinking when they made that decision, like in these instances.

Finally, you can get yourself a Russian mail-order Megan Fox… if you don’t mind the language barrier.

Think of a wolf reading you the news or an actor made out of bacon.

You know that one pop star you’ve always wanted to see fall on their ass? Well she did, and so did Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien and Paris Hilton.

The trend has shifted from showing your vag in public to showing your granny panties in public. Hey, you gotta leave something to imagination.

The one time photoshopped pictures have gone right, celebrities and their “twin” in intimate positions.

A little reminder that even celebrities are human.

If you’re lucky, you might get to squirt some of your special sun-tan lotion on their backs.

Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan dying in the next twelve months? We can only pray…

There’s three things in life we can count on: death, taxes, and celebrities getting arrested.

Our dreams are still haunted by the TV shows of the last decade who pulled a Keith Richards and just wouldn’t die.

Don’t tell Kanye, but he didn’t make first on the list.

Believe it or not, but your favorite geeky heroes had real jobs at one point too.