There’s nothing like a good celebrity caricaturist that draws good celebrity caricatures.

Here is the game: you see a chubby body of a celebrity with her face covered up, then you guess who it is. You get multiple choice and The Beatles supply the soundtrack.

The idea is to take a celebrity male and mate them with a female that looks like them. I think using androgynous people like K.D. Lang and Jake Gyllenhaal cheapens this list of trannys, those are gimme’s.

Don’t tell Kanye, but he didn’t make first on the list.

2009 has been a year full of celebrity deaths which have overshadowed the abundance of celebrity camel toes. Priorities people, priorities!

Believe it or not, but your favorite geeky heroes had real jobs at one point too.

Ever met a woman who looked suspiciously manly? In the world of the rich and famous, it’s more common than we’d like to admit.

Most of these can’t be that far off. I’m going to have to say 26 is the best.

Which is worse: Gary Busey’s actual family (which does include Jake) or a collection of Gary clones?

Jon and Kate Plus 8 may not be the happy family that they once were, but Jon is trying hard to be less of a douchebag by traveling back in time and with a little help from Cher.

In National Treasure Nic Cage “played” a guy in search of precious artifacts. In real life he has gone broke buying weird ones like dinosaur skulls, shrunken heads, and cobra venom. But which is bigger waste $40 million of his money or $100 million on a movie he is in?

Split beef from the sweet ones like Jessica Alba and Kelly Ripa to the tennis girls (Maria Sharipova and Anna Kournikova) and the expected camel culprits Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Jessica Simpson.

Photoshopping the G.I. Jane look on Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, and Beyonce is all the scientific proof needed to show that bald girls don’t have to be kicked out of bed.

Let’s face it, your friends aren’t getting it done and you are too old to dream about being famous yourself. The solution to both of those woes is to pull a “Turtle” and get famous friends. How this list doesn’t include Gary Busey or Jessica Alba does make it a touch questionable… at least it has the naked bongo player.