Someone must have felt like they didn’t have enough to open on Christmas.

Here are the toys you wish you could have had on Christmas morning while you were trying to enjoy your new socks and paper airplanes.

Christmas parties (especially work related ones) are full of douchebags. Use this list to help make sure you aren’t one of them.

Sometimes it can be hard to shop for your girl at Christmas, especially if she is a little bit on the geeky side. Maybe this list will help you, but try to be more creative than a sword.

Who doesn’t want this under the tree. Comes complete with butt flavored candy cane.

Who knew the Nazi SS stood for Secret Santa.

Whoever owns this cement truck didn’t realize that having the Griswold’s traveling light show would distract drivers and have them drive into the ditch.

These Christmas antics blow the Grinch out of the water.

Foundry Music has compiled a bunch of Christmas lovelies that were kind enough to unwrap themselves from most of their clothes.

Oh Bill Murray, look at you spreading holiday joy. Thank goodness for the ghosts of Christmas who always seem to scare people into being nice.

What could possibly go together better? Twin Peaks and the 12 Days of Christmas were made for one another.

I think Christmas Inspired Wall Art sounds nicer than Graffiti. In many cases however, it’s still vandalism.

Add Santa Fu to the list of side-scrolling kicking games that already includes the classic Kung Fu for NES and the stinker Shaq Fu.

Enjoy a delicious Christmas beer after having to deal with your in-laws all day.

These are a few of Don Chavez’s favorite things.

With over 30 different voices, this soundboard will be sure to help you tell those Ho Ho Hoes how you really feel.

If anyone actually bought these for their children, I would call child DCFS and report them. Seriously.

At least there’s no fruitcake involved.

Whoever took this picture is happy to know that Richard Simmons is getting a little boy sweaty on Christmas.

We are in the holiday spirit today- here is a list of the most popular X-mas toys of the past 50 years. It’s amazing that in the 90’s kids went from Barney the Dinosaur to Mortal Kombat and then to Power Rangers, and parents willingly went along with their kids’ wishes.