You may not have talking applications on your computer but your average night avoiding homework is probably the same.

Ever wonder where the Oompa Loompas came from?

Worst parent, or coolest mom ever?

Wouldn’t be nice if websites just kept it real? Was filming your cat for two days really worth that 30 seconds of cute footage you threw up on YouTube?

What you do is you put it in your mouth and move your teeth up and down. Then tilt your head back and let the meat slide down your throat hole.

If only the internet was this easy.

Tell that special someone what you really think about them.

Jersey Shore Valentine’s Day cards? I’ll take 20 of each.

Do you have the GUTS to STOMACH these challenges?!

Homeless guy ruin your skateboarding movie to tell you about his film company? This guy makes his Mo’chin Pitchers in California.

You know you’ve yelled these at the screen when you’ve gotten pwned.

For the guys out there that don’t do so well with the ladies but have hot friends, Twister is the game for you. Twist, turn, grind, and brush up against boobs without getting slapped like at the bar. Don’t worry, you aren’t a threat!

Two guys channel their inner Tucker Max and use awful pickup lines to meet women in the ultimate douche-off.

Next time you see two drunk jocks fighting, look closer and you might be surprised.

Good jokes are ones that are actually true. The best ones are those that aren’t true… yet.

Ever wonder what kind of work cartoon characters do when they aren’t working in films? Stand-up comedy, duh!

You’d think that in The Mushroom Kingdom’s listings for drugs would be huge, but their Missed Connections page gives it a 1up.

I would imagine that when Tarantino decides to make a new film, this is the mixtape that he puts in to pump himself up.

Facebook creeping reaches a new level when you ask out a girl who has a boyfriend and doesn’t remember you. It kicks into overdrive when you ask her to see Twilight New Moon as your girlfriend. Then you take the cake by arguing with her about it.

There you go carnivores, put those vegans in their place. Then eat them just to rub it in.