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Feb

25

Sex Sells and Sex Scares

via CrackedSex Sells and Sex Scares

Sex sells, fact. But sex with Hitler, rape, and canine oral sex may not sell that well. In some cases that was the intended effect, in others you just say WTF were they thinking?

Police Myths Everyone Believes

via CrackedPolice Myths Everyone Believes

The next time you end up in jail, remember: that phone call isn’t as free as you think.

Feb

22

Your Talent is Pointless

via CrackedYour Talent is Pointless

Stacking cups over and over may get you hits on YouTube, but will it get you anything else?

Feb

21

7 BS Police Myths We Think Are True

via Cracked7 BS Police Myths We Think Are True

CSI has the caused the whole legal system to nearly grind to halt. Just about everyone now thinks that if they hire a high-powered attorney they will find DNA evidence that says they weren’t speeding.

Feb

20

Premature Ejaculation Dare Devil

via CrackedPremature Ejaculation Dare Devil

The master of senses, Dare Devil, feels a tingle growing in his nether-regions.

Feb

16

Ridiculous Plots That Are Real

via CrackedRidiculous Plots That Are Real

Mothers beware: one of your twins might in fact be evil, so pick your favorites now!

Feb

12

Revelations from a Naked Erin Andrews

via CrackedRevelations from a Naked Erin Andrews

As it turns out, everything you always fantasized about how Erin Andrews gets ready in the morning, is true.

Feb

6

8 Amazing Ninja Failures

via Cracked8 Amazing Ninja Failures

There are two different kind of ninjas; those that kick ass, and the 13-year olds that run around with black tights, a bag over their head and nunchucks. But both are hilarious.

Feb

5

12 Most Insane Things You Can Buy On The Internet

via Cracked12 Most Insane Things You Can Buy On The Internet

Do you need a mech or a person to stand in line for you? Here’s where you can get them.

Feb

3

Why Leonardo da Vinci is a Super Villain

via CrackedWhy Leonardo da Vinci is a Super Villain

Leonardo da Vinci, artist, inventor, scientist…super villain?

Jan

26

7 False Police Myths

via Cracked7 False Police Myths

Let’s face it. Finding out who murdered the old man down the street by magically finding an eyelash in an ashtray sounds like BS.

Jan

23

The 7 Ballsiest Ways to Quit Your Job

via CrackedThe 7 Ballsiest Ways to Quit Your Job

This list kind of makes me want to get a job, just so I can quit like this.

Jan

16

The Worst Attempts At Changing Food

via CrackedThe Worst Attempts At Changing Food

It’s amazing that Chocolate french fries in a bag and green ketchup aren’t flying off the shelves still.

Jan

11

The Truth About Sean Connery

via CrackedThe Truth About Sean Connery

Did Sean Connery’s career die of old age, or was it MURDER?!

Jan

6

Confessions of a Foot Soldier

via CrackedConfessions of a Foot Soldier

Finally, a candid look at what it’s like to be in the Foot Clan.

Jan

1

The 2000’s Top 5 of Everything

via CrackedThe 2000’s Top 5 of Everything

Tired of all the top 10 lists for best this and best that? Best of the decade? How about just one list that covers all of that and shrinks it down to a top 5 for each? Cliff notes if you will.

Dec

30

Five Self-Destructive Cures

via CrackedFive Self-Destructive Cures

Who would have ever thought that suicide can cure depression?

Dec

28

Did You Know Drinking Can Kill You?

via CrackedDid You Know Drinking Can Kill You?

Not only can passing out drunk kill you, but alcohol won’t keep you warm, coffee won’t help you sober up and Aspirin won’t cure hangovers. Everything you know is a lie.

Dec

15

Canada: America’s Hat

via CrackedCanada: America’s Hat

Let’s face it, we take Canada for granted. After all, a Canadian invented… insulin?

Dec

9

Disturbing Sex Ads

via CrackedDisturbing Sex Ads

Sex can make anything sell, but sometimes ads go the extra mile.