Tips for men and women on how to get oral sex more often, more subtle than deepthroating a banana.

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Think your school sucked? Try going to an “alternative education” school where you’re forced to you use bare hands, not plungers to unclog toilets.

Cracked points out what should be obvious: banging elderly vampires, ghosts, kids, aliens, hostages, Whoopi Goldberg, or death itself is creepy as hell.

This vintage porno VHS cassette features people you may know on the day you were conceived.

“Hey everybody! Oh look it’s black barbie. Why are you all alone? Oh they discontinued my boyfriend. Mom says I’m the one who’s hair it’s okay to cut.” – Stewie