So far John Mayer has unleashed at least 16 quotable nuggets that proclaim to the world that he is in fact a douchebag, even if he can play guitar and might even be funny sometimes.

Whenever you see people like this, you have to wonder: Why didn’t their dad just pull out?

Douchebags, douchebags everywhere, and not one to kick in the nuts.

Mythbusters makes a living off of research and not missing anything, so how is it Jamie Hyneman couldn’t find paper towels or a Sharpie right in front of his face? Might have made him look like less of a smug douchebag.

Nothing really says I’m a Douchebag like flexing for a picture to put up on your facebook.

Which is worse, falling off the swing-set or having your buddy straddle you while wearing his Daisy Dukes?

Finally, the perfect Christmas gift to commemorate all of your douchiest friends and family.

Although he isn’t as good at fighting crime, he does fit the name a little better.

I’m going to pretend that someone was purposely spiking this into his face.

Speaking of conversations with your girlfriend that will put you in the dog house.

I have to say, my favorite part of this photo is simply the look on that poor girls face. Priceless.

The moral of this story is, that police in Florida are kinda lenient. Don’t drink and drive!

You know, I think that art should be encouraged at all ages. That being said, this is still hilarious no matter how harsh it might be.

Everyone should be passionate about something, but I mean Hot Pockets. Really?

Being a golf instructor is starting to look like more and more like a possible profession in my future. Now I just have to learn how to play golf.

Jon and Kate Plus 8 may not be the happy family that they once were, but Jon is trying hard to be less of a douchebag by traveling back in time and with a little help from Cher.

Another douchebag on Facebook, imagine that. This one tries to bully people into his lame party and gets mad when people offer to bring items with them.

If you are reading this in a pink shirt with the collar popped, or the person next to you is holding their breath because of your Axe body spray, this video may be touching to you. For the rest of us it is a combination of sad and funny how true it is.

Ever wonder what would happen if you could combine your life history and interests into one thing; your name? Well you can do just that with the Douchebag Name Generator. You might be surprised what comes out when you carefully answer every question – just don’t be a douchebag about it.