Who doesn’t love watching a virtual catfight on a Facebook wall? My favorite is sexy time talk that was meant to be private. oops delete delete.

Wouldn’t be nice if websites just kept it real? Was filming your cat for two days really worth that 30 seconds of cute footage you threw up on YouTube?

Leave it to a group of bored Facebookers to make “24″ interesting.

If only the internet was this easy.

The requirements to use Facebook just went from internet access to something absolutely different.

This gallery is full of fails assisted by stalkers, parents, STDs and trashy women.

In case you’ve ever wanted to know how many BJ’s Jenna Jameson given in a day, this link’s for you.

Regardless of what happened between starting the best date of your life with the girl of your dreams and ending with you riding the subway home alone wearing a sweater as pants, there is no recovering. Not even Facebook can help you there.

Have you ever felt like your friends are just using you?

Oh the fun you can have at a family reunion.

You have to respect a husky guy that uses Facebook to try and get chicks to send him webcam videos of their boobs, then tells his daughter “shhh!! daddy’s working” when she tries to bust up his gig.

Facebook creeping reaches a new level when you ask out a girl who has a boyfriend and doesn’t remember you. It kicks into overdrive when you ask her to see Twilight New Moon as your girlfriend. Then you take the cake by arguing with her about it.

A teenage girl rats out her brother for having beer in his room, so he goes through her closet, finds her list of hookups and shares it with Facebook. Payback is a bitch!

Like OMG Luke totally almost boned his sister! LOL

Believe or not, the LOTR cast are avid Facebook users. Here are some of their status updates during crucial periods of the trilogy.

It’s kinda weird that this roommate wants to go to a thanksgiving for a family he’s never met, but whenever he starts asking creepy questions about the sister his motivations become pretty apparent. Naturally, this all occurred through Facebook.

Another douchebag on Facebook, imagine that. This one tries to bully people into his lame party and gets mad when people offer to bring items with them.

Over 100 hot girls taking regular costumes, adding the slut factor, and then making their parents proud by going out in public. My guess is most of these pics came off of their Facebook pages.

It almost seems like a non-issue, but given that internet is a never-ending fountain of ignorance, we see people saying still-embarassing things online that they would never say in person. For your own social “security,” it’s best to not tell everybody you know that you have an STD, in person or not.

Cougars may be hot but that doesn’t mean they know how to operate their Facebook wall. This milf let it all hang out literally – and by “all”, I mean the “love-cave-between-her legs”.