When it comes to laziness, Americans always go the extra mile. Go USA!

Bobby Bottleservice and Peter Papparazzo embark on another adventure of solving crimes and being good at girls.

They say “white men can’t jump”, but I figured they could at least do a proper free throw.

Well folks, Fransis is pissed. Nothing is going the way he wanted and on top of that he is fat. Fail.

People don’t believe me when I say that news is getting less and less reliable.

Contrary to popular belief, not everything on TV is true. And in that vein, not every product on TV makes your life better.

Who doesn’t love watching a virtual catfight on a Facebook wall? My favorite is sexy time talk that was meant to be private. oops delete delete.

I thought Photoshop was used to make someone look better, not worse.

Mothers beware: one of your twins might in fact be evil, so pick your favorites now!

If you have any of these items, this is why you’re still alone.

Whenever you see people like this, you have to wonder: Why didn’t their dad just pull out?

How could you possibly make Brittany Spears even uglier? Make her into a Na’vi, of course!

There are two different kind of ninjas; those that kick ass, and the 13-year olds that run around with black tights, a bag over their head and nunchucks. But both are hilarious.

Further proof that the days of Larry Bird and the jump shot are way over. Thanks Michael Jordan. Slam dunking has arrived on the beer pong scene. Sort of.

Congratulations! You’ve found the face of the internet… now, pick his nose.

It takes real skill to pass out on the bumper of a VW.

This gallery is full of fails assisted by stalkers, parents, STDs and trashy women.

Since the dawn of time, humans have entertained themselves by watching their lawns grow. Now you can watch someone else’s… on the internet!

Screw going to Six Flags to ride a rollercoaster, why not go to Dubai and go to the top floor?

Ever since Jason Lee as Brodie went on his escalator tirade in Mallrats I have been extra careful about horsing around on them. Apparentlythese people didn’t head the warning.