Creed Live! This is what being in a band is all about.

What could be better than telling your friends to enjoy some Golden Gaytime bars with you?

This guy gives true meaning to being called a dick. He is an ass. He also likes ice cream.

Time to put on your Sunday best kids, we’re going to Walmart!

These guys should have taken their cat fight to Jerry Springer, then even more people would know how tough they weren’t.

Selling cars is easy, even a monkey can do it. Right?

Here are some wonderfully orgasmic faces, along with some fantastic orgasm facts.

Turns out even the old man from the movie UP decided it was time to have some help from an assisted living area.

The new way to send email is finally here! Have fun rubbing secret messages into the thick back hair of a grown man for your friends to read! Hairy Mail rocks!

Is laying naked with snakes and alligators safe? No, but it’s awesome.

What better way to fight someone than to give them the wrong description of yourself before the fight over the phone.

It’s funny when people get fed up with selling things and let their anger out through the description of their product.

This gallery is full of fails assisted by stalkers, parents, STDs and trashy women.

I think Darth daddy forgot how old his daughter was. She is no longer teething Vader.

Congrats on thinking outside the box. The ball pit idea is sure to attract more children than that old white van your cousin owns. Great Job pedophile!

Next time you see two drunk jocks fighting, look closer and you might be surprised.

Ads and logos like this will never work, unless you charge a service fee for humping.

I guess I’m not surprised that the guys in the back ground are having a good laugh at this but I bet most of them are just happy about the view.

I think it is important to note that “Drive Through” isn’t supposed to be taken literally.

Everyone loves when a new Beatles song is pulled up from the archives. It seems there was an alternate version of Blackbird from the White Album that was about head lice. Who knew?