There are some pornos out there that one should never suffer the fate of seeing…

They say “white men can’t jump”, but I figured they could at least do a proper free throw.

Let’s face it: sex sells. Of course, some sex sells better than others…

I wonder if we can pour out some alcohol in respect for these dead homies?

Naming yourself after an Inquisition era torture device may actually be a good move in the Metal world.

Selling cars is easy, even a monkey can do it. Right?

Did you have money down on a guy name Pierre winning the Super Bowl MVP, The Who’s Pete Townshend having less than 5 guitar windmills, or the Saints’ coach getting blue Gatorade dumped on him? If so, time to settle up on those losing bets.

The Australian Sex Party has banned all porn featuring women with small breasts. We would show pics with the article, but they are banned now.

Children have the wildest imaginations and make Salvadori Dali look like a child.

On paper, the combination of eunuchs and history sounds like a great opportunity to daydream about what you’ll have for lunch, but these guys are bad enough to deserve an action movie and 13 sequels.

It really is disgusting how many awesome robots were discarded like used condoms when it came to writing the new Transformers movies.

Remember the scene in Spaceballs where they listed off all of the products that could be sold by merchandising the brand like George Lucas did with Star Wars? Well in real life it appears this is really happening with the vampire movie Twilight.

Yes, Lion-O from the Thundercats and Leader-1 from the Go-Bots are in this list. Read on for more obscure characters that you didn’t know existed.

Would you rather have the General Lee, Batmobile, K.I.T.T., Ecto-1, or DeLorean? I’d take the Dark Knight’s Tumbler if it came with Christian Bale’s grunting voice.

2009 seemed to be the last year for many celebrities, some taken way before their time. Others, like David Carradine, put matters into their own hands (pun intended).

Christmas parties (especially work related ones) are full of douchebags. Use this list to help make sure you aren’t one of them.

Enjoy a delicious Christmas beer after having to deal with your in-laws all day.

If you learn one thing from this link, its that you shouldn’t inject cocaine directly into your penis.

More and more these days dudes seem to put UFC and MMA right up there with there ladies, now they don’t have to pick. My how NASCAR has fallen.