Ever done something stupid in a costume? These people have.

Just in case you weren’t sure how your night’s gonna end up.

Before you get her a sex toy or kitchen gloves for Valentine’s Day, you might want to consider what it really means.

I have to steal the description: this collection is great…for me to poop on!

It is like a perfect storm when half-naked hotties take interest in football.

Which Super Bowl team has hotter fans; the Indianapolis Colts or the New Orleans Saints? Yes Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson count, so keep that in mind.

Once you grow up, you don’t have any toys to play with… until now.

Getting kicked in the balls… keeping America’s Funniest Home Videos in business since 1989.

This actually has nothing to do with pizza and everything to do with real tombstones.

The only guarantee about fights on shows like Jerry Springer is that unlike Pro Wrestling, they’re the real deal.

Rent-a-cops are well known for their hard work, dedication, and love of sleep.

Think of a wolf reading you the news or an actor made out of bacon.

When Maury Povich is ready to reveal the results of a paternity test you can cut the tension in the air with a knife. In a second there will either be a celebration rivaling the election of Barack Obama or destruction much like the Rodney King verdict.

Everybody has either had or been a roommate from this list.

Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan dying in the next twelve months? We can only pray…

Looking for a hooker? Google Street View maps it out for you.

Now, something to do while you’re waiting for your bus.

I’m curious as to whether or not these witty signs actually worked.

People are always trying to get their WiFi for free, and now some people are getting creative in their network’s names to combat it.

Next time you’re on a date, use this handy dandy flowchart to find out how lucky you are going to be.