The objective in wrestling: aim for the OPPONENT’S head.

Some countries are pretty open about having legal prostitution.

A kid reads his favorite book in class and the rest of the class shows their appreciation.

Lions are dangerous. Lions eat Zebras. Lions also eat people. Knowing this, you can see how it might be a bad idea to wear a zebra suit in an area full of lions right?

Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.

If you’re like me, 2001 to 2009 went by in a flash. This handy infographic maps out the important parts we forgot, or rather, what we want to forget.

The definition of love, according to the internet.

Is there anything sexier than the story of Bill and Ted? I think not.

Have you ever felt like your friends are just using you?

Oh the fun you can have at a family reunion.

Call me crazy, but I don’t think that batteries are supposed to go in the microwave.

You have to respect a husky guy that uses Facebook to try and get chicks to send him webcam videos of their boobs, then tells his daughter “shhh!! daddy’s working” when she tries to bust up his gig.

When you open your front door to 4 feet of snow you can either be sad to be snowed in or you can seize the opportunity to keep your beer ice cold (assuming your freezer/refrigerator is not getting the job done).

What ever happened to the days of poisoning people with arsenic or absinthe? Rock-o-dile Red just doesn’t seem like an okay murder concoction.

The guy who was putting this up had to appreciate the irony.