Ask any guy… the best kind of bra is the hand bra.

It must be really bad when a Vulcan shows emotion.

How can you tell if a girl with tattoos is emo, punk, rock, or just really into Twilight? If she is hot and close to naked, then she is likely a Suicide Girl.

This video may only be 2 or 3 seconds of real footage, but it has been slowed down for you to drool at this hottie in her thong getting water dumped all over her body.

Being a nearly 8-ft tall scary-looking boxer covered in hair does not mean you are actually scary.

Whenever you see something like an ad for a pet cockroach, you wonder how area people in your city must be…

Something tells me this card writer is getting fired.

Next time you go shopping be sure to look at your receipt to see if a jokester typed something funny or if an unexpected abbreviation says you bought something like Batman Sperm.

Sometimes you just can’t help but give that itch a scratch.

You’re not the only one who gets off to video games.

I submit to you a video that dwarfs the firing scene in Jerry Maguire and the printer scene in Office Space as the single greatest video evidence of someone going postal.

This gallery is full of fails assisted by stalkers, parents, STDs and trashy women.

Not only is this large boy skilled in single sword combat, but he is also a master with two swords as well. Let him teach you how to fight and pull your pants up at the same time. DRAGON TWISTER!

You have to commend the will of a disabled person that is willing to soldier up into a monster truck rather than going with something sensible like a Geo Metro.

It seems that there will never be a shortage of girls willing to get into their underwear (or naked), stand in front of a mirror, and upload it to the internet. Self-shots for life!!!!

From the makers of Cock Lights and Cuntfetti comes the new product sure to bring the party to your pants. Clitter is glitter for your special parts, and used by celebrities like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

If you are into the very specific fetish of topless elderly men with bitch tits sitting on balloons and popping them, then this video is custom made for you.

Nothing can change a man’s mood around than three handfuls of wondrous fun-bags.

If you want to be taught how to make yourself look like a character from Avatar by a pretty funny girl, this is for you. If the girl has to be hot or can’t have any Jonas Brothers posters up in her room, then steer clear.

This poor lady calls 911 because she is stuck in her car. Once the problem is solved by the dispatcher, she calls AAA for additional assistance. Cue Public Enemy’s “911 is a Joke”.