Celebrate America with Samurai Lincoln, dead Regan, and a president with a vice.

With lady-bots like this, who needs a real women? They talk to much anyway.

When ever you start to feel your self esteem slipping just take a look at these pictures and be happy you’re not one of them. It helps.

Here are the toys you wish you could have had on Christmas morning while you were trying to enjoy your new socks and paper airplanes.

Look out Edward Norton, Ralphie is gonna kick some ass.

Oh Bill Murray, look at you spreading holiday joy. Thank goodness for the ghosts of Christmas who always seem to scare people into being nice.

These mug shots are sure to make you feel thankful to not be in jail.

I don’t remember ever having a good relationship with my principal when I was in school. Where was my Mr. Feeny growing up?

From cardboard Kool-Aid men smashing through walls to phalic gummy bears, the best of fail.

This is disgusting. There are alot of weird people at Walmart.

Ever stepped back and realized that when celebrities (or Billy Mays) aren’t selling us stuff we usually have some messed up talking animal, uncooked dinner roll, or leprechaun enticing us to buy?