Now we finally understand where all the cheerleaders get their pep!

Mistakes can happen, sometimes you mistake a guys penis for a gun and sometimes you shoot yourself in the leg in front of kids.

Can a baby get pregnant? how would that work exactly?

Tired of the same old gifts? Get her something special like candy nipple tassels.

When the times get tough, you might as well sell some ad space where it counts.

I can see the History Channel segment right now: killer dolphins, explosive rats, stink bombs, and, naturally, gay bombs.

I have seen some police cars that are pretty pimped out. Mustangs, Camaros, Impalas, and even a Lexus. It seems that none of those cars have anything on these cars that reach 200 mph and include a Lamborghini Gallardo.

Be able to click that so we can make many laughs of 20 instances.

Here are 12 bizarre instances of police sketch artists being in the wrong field and probably causing more questions than answers.

Why use boring old Trojans? Have safe sex in style!

I wonder if the builders of the Flintstones house bothered to install plumbing, or did they keep the dinosaurs to lick the dishes clean?

Anytime someone asks if society has in fact progressed over the past 50 years, say yes and point to these old-school ads.

If you can get satellite images of your house from space, you may have over done the lights this year. Just saying…

Could you imagine making a big typo at work like one of these and then getting a memo scolding you full of typos? Sweet irony.

Getting a divorce? Eat your feelings with some delicious divorce cake.

You wish your beard was this cool.

Did you know that you can’t insert a screwdriver into your penis? Yeah, it was news to me too. Luckily the manufacturers of all of these products wisely included safety labels to advise against things like this.