Sex Sells and Sex Scares
via CrackedSex sells, fact. But sex with Hitler, rape, and canine oral sex may not sell that well. In some cases that was the intended effect, in others you just say WTF were they thinking?
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Sex sells, fact. But sex with Hitler, rape, and canine oral sex may not sell that well. In some cases that was the intended effect, in others you just say WTF were they thinking?
Rather than lighting up a cigarette after doing it, hop online and let everyone know you just had sexy time. If you are in a small town beware, you’ll be the only rabbits on the Google Map.
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Let’s face it: sex sells. Of course, some sex sells better than others…
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“Hey Honey, why don’t we fly off to some place with ancient relics and have sex on the tallest one?” The gender of the one taking it isn’t clear until after the guy giving it licks his hand when he was done.
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Now, not only are there numerous amounts of diseases and things like that you have to worry about while sleeping with someone, there are also people who are just plain crazy.
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If you’re an old boring gentlemen, one sure way to keep getting the ladies is to get into office.
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A normal family trip to the zoo takes a turn for the worse.
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Most of these can’t be that far off. I’m going to have to say 26 is the best.
Next time you’re on a date, use this handy dandy flowchart to find out how lucky you are going to be.
Tips for men and women on how to get oral sex more often, more subtle than deepthroating a banana.
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Some say Barbie isn’t the best role model for little girls. I think I’m starting to agree.
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Ever wondered the best places to have sex? Well, here’s a list narrowing it down a bit.
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The idea is to take movies, and with the power of photoshop, re-imagine them with porn added. This is why Goatsebusters has been born – and thank you for it.
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Cougars may be hot but that doesn’t mean they know how to operate their Facebook wall. This milf let it all hang out literally – and by “all”, I mean the “love-cave-between-her legs”.
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This lady is all over the board in her speech. She throws around big words about sex like “AIDS” to scare the kids but then alludes to some self-touching (sliding down the rail maybe?). The best part is this woman claims to be a virgin and then qualifies it with a “technically”. I can’t help but to think she keeps pets and peanut butter around the house.

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