Remember when The Jetsons met The Flinstones? This is a hell of a lot better.

This photograph of Megan Fox in a Star Wars t-shirt will be responsible for the premature ejaculation of nerds worldwide.

If the geeks had their say, cars like these would be commonplace.

Remember the scene in Spaceballs where they listed off all of the products that could be sold by merchandising the brand like George Lucas did with Star Wars? Well in real life it appears this is really happening with the vampire movie Twilight.

Finally a convention where you can get your rocks off to hotties instead of c3p0 and velvet paintings of young hobbits.

When there are six Star Wars movies and a full universe of nerds that know everything about them, it is hard to pick a handful of obscure quotes for your infographic. So just go with ones casual fans know, add some color to them, and call it a day. You can’t win, it’s a trap.

I think that a full episode of Jackass done in Star Wars costumes would be far more entertaining than the Family Guy and Robot Chicken duds.

So then, is Chewbacca Mr. T?

These galleries of women in Leia’s metal bikini will make you drool like Jabba The Hut.

The pinnacle of sexuality in the geek universe is probably slave girl Princess Leia in her metal bikini. Here is that same costume but the opposite of hot.

Like OMG Luke totally almost boned his sister! LOL

Is there a better fantasy than kissing Princess Leia in a bikini underneath TIE fighter mistletoe?

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away… They died. And now their back- Hungry for brains!

We know it’s a little late for Halloween stuff, but this Star Wars costume is amazing. You really gotta watch the video to understand how epic it is.

It only makes sense that whenever two separate geek worlds collide that the worst in people comes out. I almost expect Chewbacca to assault people but am really taken aback by Batman’s non-superheroic actions.

Is it just me or is there something perverted about Darth Vader holding his big red wand while standing behind a bunch of little kids?