If your friends start talking smack to you in a flag football game and say you are playing like a Golden Girl, grab a Snickers (snapping into a Slim Jim is so last decade). Super Bowl commercials at their finest.

Kendra Wilkinson’s boyfriend Hank Baskett and his Colts lost the Super Bowl. Kendra then probably got naked at some point to pout, right? Either way, she’s frequently naked for Playboy, so enjoy these and imagine it was after the game.

Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend Reggie Bush and his Saints won the Super Bowl. Kim then probably got naked at some point to celebrate, right? Either way, she was naked in Playboy a few years ago, so enjoy that and imagine it was after the game.

Danica Patrick getting a naked rubdown was apparently too hot to air on television. I challenge that the unedited, uncensored version of the commercial is not hot enough for the internet. Okay, maybe it is sort of.

Did you have money down on a guy name Pierre winning the Super Bowl MVP, The Who’s Pete Townshend having less than 5 guitar windmills, or the Saints’ coach getting blue Gatorade dumped on him? If so, time to settle up on those losing bets.

The stars are out in Miami for the Super Bowl and the celebrity High Fives are pouring like wine. It doesn’t seem like Peyton Manning or Drew Brees were in on it though.

Almost as bad as those ridiculous Super Bowl commercials

Get the Super Bowl players away from Miami Nightlife.

Men don’t seem to mind that wrestling is scripted, so they probably wouldn’t care if the Super Bowl was created in a writers’ room. They may want a little more spandex and man sweat though.

This guide is meant to be a cheatsheet of sorts for women to use when watching the Super Bowl. I would believe there are plenty of casual sports fan men that will find ithelpful to come to the party and not sound like an idiot.

Between the pageantry and touchdowns at the Super Bowls over the years, there were mayors on crack, murdering football players, streakers, and even Prince had a boner.

Wonder what it would be like if famous film directors like Quentin Tarantino or Wes Anderson took a stab at the Super Bowl? Wonder no more.

Which Super Bowl team has hotter fans; the Indianapolis Colts or the New Orleans Saints? Yes Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson count, so keep that in mind.