One of the best Super Bowl commercials of recent memory has to be the McDonald’s commercial of Michael Jordan playing H-O-R-S-E against Larry Bird for a Big Mac. This time around the commercial got remade like an 80’s movie with King James and Superman.

These aren’t really the 8 best Superman moments on [adult swim]. They are the ONLY Superman moments on [adult swim].

They may save you from crazy freakshow villains, but you’d never want to be friends with these assholes.

Unfortunately, this only works when you have wings.

So Mary Carey, the porn star that looks like a huge-boobed Mariah Carey is at her boy band boyfriend’s house and her Superman stalker comes in and shows her his penis. Interested yet?