Like we needed a reason to think grown men are delicious.

These people need a full refund.

I bet this fellow is awfully popular in prison…

Well I’ll be screwed, blue, and tattooed! These hot chicks have some awesome tats!

For those of you thinking about getting a tattoo: for all of our sakes, please think first.

What better to get tattooed on your arm than a red hot chili pepper?

It is hard to tell what talents the tattooed model Jodie Marsh has other than her boobs. Using that logic, ZOO increased her skill set with a major boob job.

Camel toes are generally pretty sexy (see Anna Kournikova), the closest to unsexy was when Britney Spears was going through the rough time and Arby’s came to mind. Here is a funny tattoo on a demotivational poster that is not at all sexy.