Move over, Pedobear. You’ve got some competition!

As if Apple needed any more help, these girls happily endorse their products.

Lets face it, some people should never be in custody of a child.

This is what happens when you give a shoe salesman an advertisement with a beautiful blonde.

Geeks, nerds, and fanboys unite. If you need some fresh material for your private time or any additional reasons to get unmotivated, check out these naked body-painted hotties.

Finally, you can get yourself a Russian mail-order Megan Fox… if you don’t mind the language barrier.

It is a given that letting babies drink is bad parenting. That aside, the legal drinking age in the US is 21. These babies are clearly short of that, and they are drinking in public. Is young age a great legal loophole that alcoholic babies are exploiting?

There is no more memorable facial feature than the elusive and majestic unibrow.

With so many hotties supporting PETA, maybe I should finally give up seal clubbing.

This begs the question: should we nuke Detroit to make it better?

A McDonalds wedding is nice and all, but they’re missing The Hamburgler, Grimace, and of course Ronald McDonald. If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

Finally a convention where you can get your rocks off to hotties instead of c3p0 and velvet paintings of young hobbits.

Everybody loves a good prank, right? But how do you make it better? Add a hot chick, naturally (or more nut shots).

I imagine that there will be people (like the ones in this article) that will refuse to click on this link because I called it soccer and not football.

There are pictures of hot schoolgirls and some words, not sure what they say, I wasn’t really reading.

The true spirit of Christmas-running in your underwear.

Pom-Pom girls may not be ‘official’ cheerleaders, but if they look this good who really cares?

Drinking too many wine coolers causes many college cuties to pass out and become potential victims to funny photos and diddlers looking for an easy score.